Plivver was going really well. I got the hang of the lace pattern and it was flying by. Something about the pattern made my hands hurt a little, but not too badly, and the body of it was growing at a decent rate. I got up to very near where I thought I should divide for the underarms and put it on a long circular to try it on. Immediately it became very short, and very wide. Very, very short and very, very wide.
I'm taking a leaf out of Melanie's book and sending it to the frog pond.